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Item #: SCP-6829

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-6829 is to be contained within a standard containment chamber at Site-██. The chamber must be outfitted with a single standard chessboard, set up for the starting position of a chess game. The piece corresponding to the Black Pawn involved in the en passant maneuver must be held in a locked display case mounted on the wall opposite the entrance. Access to SCP-6829's containment chamber requires Level 3 clearance and is limited to approved research personnel.

Description: SCP-6829 is an anomalous phenomenon related to the "en passant" move in the game of chess. En passant is a chess maneuver that allows a pawn to capture an opponent's pawn that has just moved two squares forward from its starting position. This capture is allowed as if the opponent's pawn had only moved one square forward. The en passant move is unusual and not commonly known among casual chess players.

When a qualified chess player performs the en passant move within a one-kilometer radius of SCP-6829, a series of anomalous events occur:

1. The capturing pawn, henceforth referred to as "SCP-6829-1," undergoes a transformation. It morphs into a carved, wooden figurine resembling a medieval knight on horseback, hereby designated as "SCP-6829-1a."

2. SCP-6829-1a is animated and becomes sentient. It demonstrates autonomous movement, the ability to vocalize simple phrases in an archaic dialect of English, and limited comprehension of its surroundings.

3. SCP-6829-1a displays aggressive behavior towards living organisms within its vicinity. It actively seeks out any chess player, designated as "SCP-6829-2," who has made or is aware of the en passant move. SCP-6829-1a will attempt to engage SCP-6829-2 in a violent confrontation, utilizing a miniature lance as its primary weapon.

4. If SCP-6829-2 is captured or incapacitated, SCP-6829-1a will return to its inert figurine state and cease all aggressive behavior.

5. Any attempts to revert SCP-6829-1a to its original pawn form have proven unsuccessful.

The reason behind SCP-6829's effects remains unknown. Research is ongoing to determine the origin of this phenomenon and any potential connections to historical chess lore or anomalous occurrences involving chess-related artifacts.

Addendum 6829-1: On ██/██/20██, Dr. ██████ conducted an experiment involving SCP-6829 and a D-Class personnel member trained in chess. The personnel member successfully performed the en passant move within SCP-6829's radius. SCP-6829-1a manifested, but instead of displaying aggression, it engaged in a game of chess with the personnel member, communicating through a series of nods and grunts. The game continued for approximately ██ moves before the personnel member was checkmated. Upon achieving victory, SCP-6829-1a returned to its figurine state. Further study is ongoing to determine the implications of this unexpected behavior.

Note: Research personnel are reminded that experimentation with SCP-6829 is to be carried out with extreme caution, and interactions with SCP-6829-1a should be strictly controlled due to potential risks and unpredictable behavior.

Image: SCP-????-1, visible in the background. Note the orange ambience and zoom distortion of the image. Photo excerpt from a confiscated smartphone.

SCP-????

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: MTF-???? ("Giant Gazers") are to be stationed within SCP-????-A in different checkpoints. SCP-????-A is free for access during 7AM-8PM. During the emergence of an SCP-???? event (around 10PM-6AM), SCP-????-A is to remain restricted at all times. Any and all trespassers are to be detained and treated Class-A amnestics before being dropped off in an alternate route. Lethal force is to be considered.

Due to the nature of SCP-????-1, MTF-???? members are tasked to simply monitor the actions of SCP-????-1 and make sure it remains unimpeded throughout its travel. MTF-???? are to document all actions made by SCP-????-1 with corresponding time values. If the overall environment returns to its original ambience, preparations for unrestrictions can be considered.

In case of the emergence of SCP-????-2, MTF-???? are to initialize Code Red and follow the [DATA REDACTED, LEVEL 4 PERSONNEL EYES ONLY].

SCP-????-2's obliteration is of utmost importance. If SCP-????-1 is killed during battle, MTF-???? is to inform O-5 Command and evacuate from SCP-????-A. At this point, [DATA REDACTED, O-5 COMMAND EYES ONLY].

Description: SCP-???? consists of three separate anomalies: SCP-????-A, SCP-????-1, and SCP-????-2.

SCP-????-A is the highway of [DATA REDACTED]. It has a length of 128.47 kilometers, and is the current emergence area of the two other aforementioned anomalies. It is currently labelled as an "alternate reality". SCP-????-A has not known to shrink or extend past its current boundaries. Any photograph or video recording taken within SCP-????-A will lead to a zoom distortion within said media, which cannot be altered.

SCP-????-1 is a humanoid entity covered in black hair. It is estimated to be around 12 to 29 meters. So far, not much is certain about the entity, but it is deemed to be friendly and does not seek to harm others along its way. Its misleading quality is the two bright spotlights above it, which are its eyes. Any attempts to approach SCP-????-1 results on failure, due to it possessing a low Hume level that can alter local reality. However, the entity in question does not seem to mind. Approaching the entity leads to photographic and videographic content to have an intensified zoom distortion, as well as a significant blur and sepia tone. When an entity is less than three meters of distance between SCP-????-1, the former will become heavily distorted and warped visually, but can freely escape the anomaly nonetheless. Several experiments concluded no other anomalous change within affected objects, animals, or human beings, but affected humans claim that they could hear a rugged voice greeting them throughout the anomalous distortion. SCP-????-1 spontaneously appears around 10PM every night on the East end of SCP-????-A. It is still not determined whether SCP-????-1 is merely one entity or a group of entities. MTF-???? has nicknamed them as "Gentles".

SCP-????-1 traverses the entirety of the highway from the East end to the West end during an SCP-???? event. It will occassionally wave at any entity it encounters, especially human beings. Though, it will not seek to interact with other entities further than this and proceed to reach the West end. The presence of SCP-????-1 alone is the cause of a distinct orange ambience within SCP-????-A during an emergence event. When SCP-????-1 reaches the West end of the highway, it will simply disappear in a flash of orange light before the orange atmosphere abruptly disappears, ending the SCP-???? event peacefully.

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