The Master's Tools Will Never Dismantle the Master's House Audre Lorde (1979) Throwing insults that are based on patriarchal notions will only reinforce these notions. Small dick jokes are ultimately insults to Trumps virility that imply that he is less of a man because he can't properly sexually dominate woman. Anyone who makes the joke makes the implicit statement that this is a valid mesure for a man's masculinity. At this point why not question Trumps sexual orientation? or outright call him slurs like sissy? I'm sure he will find these insults even more insulting... Answer from ender1200 on reddit.com
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The Guardian
theguardian.com › us-news › 2018 › sep › 18 › stormy-daniels-tell-all-book-on-trump-salacious-detail-and-claims-of-cheating
Stormy Daniels' tell-all book on Trump: salacious detail and claims of cheating | Stormy Daniels | The Guardian
September 19, 2018 - She describes Trump’s penis as “smaller than average” but “not freakishly small”. “He knows he has an unusual penis,” Daniels writes. “It has a huge mushroom head. Like a toadstool …
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LADbible
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Former adult star who allegedly slept with Donald Trump made brutal comment about manhood
2 weeks ago - Daniels described Trump's penis as 'smaller than average', but 'not freakishly small'. In one passage, as per The Guardian, she wrote: "He knows he has an unusual penis. It has a huge mushroom head.
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Is it acceptable to laugh at Donald Trump’s mushroom?
The Master's Tools Will Never Dismantle the Master's House Audre Lorde (1979) Throwing insults that are based on patriarchal notions will only reinforce these notions. Small dick jokes are ultimately insults to Trumps virility that imply that he is less of a man because he can't properly sexually dominate woman. Anyone who makes the joke makes the implicit statement that this is a valid mesure for a man's masculinity. At this point why not question Trumps sexual orientation? or outright call him slurs like sissy? I'm sure he will find these insults even more insulting... More on reddit.com
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Clip of Trump refusing to discuss Arnold Palmer’s huge penis
The really ironic aspect of this is Trump trying to pretend Palmer was a friend. Palmer despised Trump More on reddit.com
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I guess Trump’s not happy about the new South Park episode.
I think a lot of people are really missing how shows like South Park and IASIP have been blatantly ridiculing them for years. More on reddit.com
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How small was it? Did it have a unique shape? And, most importantly, how was his stamina? All this and more on today's episode of The Trump Trial.
While I usually abhor this level of petty bs- we're past being cordial. And the pettier and more graphic the details that can and will come out- and how the right will try and rationalize them (have we heard about Hunter's laptop this week?) will continue to amuse me. More on reddit.com
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Stormy Daniels writes in her book Trump's dick is "like the mushroom character in Mario Kart" | ResetEra
September 21, 2018 - Click to shrink... "He knows he has an unusual penis," Daniels writes. "It has a huge mushroom head. Like a toadstool… "I lay there, annoyed that I was getting fucked by a guy with Yeti pubes and a dick like the mushroom character in Mario Kart...
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Medium
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There’s a Trump Tweet for Everything — Except His Mushroom Penis | by Miles Klee | MEL Magazine | Medium
September 18, 2018 - Trump would never in a trillion years have thought to preemptively deny having a dick that looks like the mushroom character from Mario Kart, because he has no goddamn idea what any of that means, which probably has him in a rage right now and several aides struggling to explain why he can’t nuke Nintendo headquarters.
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Esquire
esquire.com › news › stormy daniels's detailed description of donald trump's penis explains a lot
Stormy Daniels Says Donald Trump's Penis Looks Like a Mushroom In New Book
September 18, 2018 - Porn actress Stormy Daniels's new book Full Disclosure describes her sexual interactions with Donald Trump in unfortunate, but politically important detail. His penis is shaped like a toadstool.
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r/MensLib on Reddit: Is it acceptable to laugh at Donald Trump’s mushroom?
September 19, 2018 - Throwing insults that are based on patriarchal notions will only reinforce these notions. Small dick jokes are ultimately insults to Trumps virility that imply that he is less of a man because he can't properly sexually dominate woman.
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Fatherly
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This is Why Trump Has a "Mushroom Dick"
September 21, 2018 - We asked a Urologist to explain mushroom penis—the unusually large glans that Stormy Daniels now claims President Trump possesses. The upshot? It's fine.
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Reddit
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r/TikTokCringe on Reddit: Clip of Trump refusing to discuss Arnold Palmer’s huge penis
October 20, 2024 - She describes Trump's penis as "smaller than average" but "not freakishly small." "He knows he has an unusual penis," Daniels writes. "It has a huge mushroom head. Like a toadstool..."
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The Source
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Stormy Daniels Compares Trump’s Penis to ‘Mushroom Character In Mario Kart’
September 19, 2018 - Like a toadstool.” · “I lay ... about allegedly having sex with Donald Trump, says that his small penis looks like the mushroom character “Toad” in Mario Kart, and that his pubes are like those of a Yeti....
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PinkNews
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Donald Trump's penis is like 'mushroom character in Mario Kart,' says Stormy Daniels | PinkNews
June 26, 2019 - Adult film star Stormy Daniels has claimed that US President Donald Trump’s penis is shaped like the “mushroom character in ‘Mario Kart,'” that he has “Yeti pubes,” and that sleeping with him was “the least impressive sex” she’d ...
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Daniels has spoken about Donald Trump’s Penis publicly in a very humiliating manner, when she spilled the bean that Trump's penis is "smaller than average" with a "huge mushroom head" that's "like a toadstool."
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Reddit
reddit.com › r/iasip › i guess trump’s not happy about the new south park episode.
r/IASIP on Reddit: I guess Trump’s not happy about the new South Park episode.
July 24, 2025 - One such instance occurred on The Daily Beast where Jon Stewart reportedly joked about "chronic penis insufficiency" in relation to Trump, according to The Daily Beast. Stephen Colbert reportedly made similar jokes, notes Yahoo.co. The jokes about "micropenis" may also be related to Stormy Daniels' memoir, where she described his penis as "smaller than average" but "not freakishly small" and having a "huge mushroom head".
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Pajiba
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Stormy Daniels Compares Trump's Penis to a Mario Kart Mushroom Character
October 28, 2022 - She describes Trump’s penis as “smaller than average” but “not freakishly small.” · “He knows he has an unusual penis,” Daniels writes. “It has a huge mushroom head.
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VICE
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Stormy Daniels has lots of memories of Donald Trump’s penis — and they're all bad
August 9, 2024 - It has a huge mushroom head. Like a toadstool. Daniels describes how she was disgusted with herself for getting into a situation when she was having sex with Trump. “I lay there, annoyed that I was getting fucked by a guy with Yeti pubes and a dick like the mushroom character in Mario Kart...
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The Guardian
theguardian.com › fashion › 2018 › sep › 19 › donald-trump-mushroom-acceptable-to-laugh
Is it acceptable to laugh at Donald Trump’s mushroom? | Fashion | The Guardian
September 20, 2018 - So, for anyone who has been living under a rock for the past 36 hours, Daniels has indeed written a book in which she describes the president’s penis as “smaller than average … like the mushroom character in Mario Kart”. Try to enjoy ...